Now, the Usurpent is Just Like Paris Hilton

Now that the obamadent (new name: usurpent) has made the first ever Presidential appearance on the Tonight Show, he is right down there with tabloid bubblehead iconette, Paris Hilton. Here's the leader of the free world, so-called, light-heartedly discussing presidential life, basketball rims at the white house, those wicked AIG execs, his bad bowling score (129), and the economy.

First off, the AIG bonuses aren't the issue; to corrupt a Clintonesque line, it's the bailout, stupid!

Secondly, we need to ask how much those new roll-out basketball goals are going to cost the Chinese. I doubt that the usurpent has that kind of cash.

And C, by taking a cue from Robin Williams' Man of the Year, is the usurpent trying to be a true populist to garner the support of the American proletariat, or does he just wanna be a teevee star? Either way, the usurpent is an embarassment to me, just like Paris Hilton.